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Behold the Kickmen
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BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a satirical football simulation game that humorously mocks the intricacies and rules of soccer. Starting at the bottom of the British Football Spreadsheet system, players must grind their way up through countless matches to reach the pinnacle of success, aiming for the World Cup title. The gameplay revolves around basic actions such as kicking, passing, tackling, squad management, and scoring goals repeatedly.
Players have two distinct modes to choose from: traditional football or a re-skinned dystopian bloodsport setting. With no multiplayer options available, this single-player experience is designed purely for solo enjoyment, focusing on the humorous and absurd aspects of football simulation games.
Unlike most sports titles that emphasize accuracy and realism, BEHOLD THE KICKMEN embraces its nonsensical nature, offering a unique twist to traditional gameplay mechanics through exaggerated storytelling and inane decision-making scenarios.
Why You'll Love It
🏆 Enjoy the humorous take on football with its satirical approach to match simulations and management tasks.
🔄 Switch between two distinct game modes: classic football or a dystopian bloodsport setting, offering variety within the same experience.
📚 Dive into an overblown story mode filled with melodrama and absurdity, making for an entertaining narrative journey.
⚽ Grind your way to success in single-player matches without worrying about competition from other players.
Pro Tips for Players
- Familiarize yourself with the basic mechanics like kicking, passing, and tackling before diving into squad management tasks.
- Take advantage of the re-skin feature to experience the game's story mode with a fresh perspective in the dystopian setting.
- Focus on building a strong team through squad management, as it will be crucial for winning matches consistently.
Did You Know?
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN was originally conceived as a Twitter joke and evolved into a full-fledged game with satirical humor at its core.
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System Requirements
MINIMUM
OS: 10.12
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 1 GB available space
Additional Notes: discreet GPU recommended
OS: Windows 7 and up
Processor: 2.4Ghz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: GeForce 8800 equivalent or higher
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 1 GB available space
Sound Card: Yes
Additional Notes: If playing on a Laptop please make sure it has a dedicated gfx card; on-board cards will struggle.
Game FAQs
Q: Is Behold the Kickmen a multiplayer game?
A: No, Behold the Kickmen is a single-player only game. I wanted to create a unique gaming experience that doesn't rely on online or local multiplayer.
Q: Can I customize my football team in Behold the Kickmen?
A: Unfortunately, there is no squad management feature in Behold the Kickmen. The game's focus is on playing matches and making decisions within the Story mode.
Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect from Behold the Kickmen?
A: Behold the Kickmen offers kicking, passing, tackling, and doing goals over and over. It's a football simulation with a unique tone and humor.
How to Download
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After clicking download, you need to download all parts of the game then only it will work. Extract it using part1.rar (or the main zip file) from the location where you have downloaded it.
